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Days from now:
“ 25% of televangelist’s elderly flock dies because everyone involved was real dumb”
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I’ll be curious to see where this story goes.
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Imagine doing what cops tell you to do l ma o
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If only he and the flock were guaranteed just to take each other out, they should be encouraged to get together.
As it is, he’ll just gain fame to the freedumb crowd, who vote and vote loudly.
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You don’t need a building and a bunch of people to pray to God. I reckon God hears your prayers just fine from your living room.
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You don’t have to obey any law you don’t agree with.
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We’ve covered that one already, but yes.
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They can all go lay down on a train track as far as I care, but as we’ve discussed here already, they’ll take up hospital beds when they get sick and someone who stayed home on Sunday won’t be able to receive care.
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The Lord has helped us secure our congregation,” the pastor said. “We have brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place. If someone walks through the door, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze it shoots it down at a 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds.
Jesus christ, was this guy blasting people with UV radiation?
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Or they’ll kill a nurse or doctor.
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We’ve been live-streaming for a few weeks now, and our Sunday School classes and other small groups have switched to Zoom. It’s all working well as a short term solution.
This is just idiotic...
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Wow. I think Werner Herzog was asked if he was afraid of anything. Now this is a guy who has been shot and jumped into a cactus pit to keep his cast working [all little people] on Even Dwarfs Started Small.
He answered: Human stupidity.
ps. The car in the lead ph oto is very possibly one of the ugliest. Cars. Ever.
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Whoever isolates himself seeks his own desire; he breaks out against all sound judgment.
- Proverbs 18:1.
IT S IN THE BIBLE !!!! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT MAN’S LAW, COMMON SENSE, OR YOUR NEWFANGLED “ SCIENCE” OUTWEIGH THE WORD OF THE LORD!!!!!
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Wonder if they’re worried about retention rates, there’s gotta be a noticeable drop off
in the casual
flock after a hiatus like this. In addition to th
e short term reduction in take
at the gate.
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Instead of coffee hour, they have Kool-Aid hour.
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Instead of coffee hour, they have Kool-Aid hour.
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I don't want to be in the building when he has his great interview in the sky at the end of this life.
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It's a Troll. Norwegian.
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There are some evangelists on YouTube calling it the rapture and that people should repent and embrace god, yada yada yada.
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The Bible says it, I believe it, and that settles it.
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It's the economy, stupid.
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Yada yada. My own faith talks about the second coming, etc. I ain't claiming this is it, but this might be a little bit what it looks like. Wars rumors of wars famine pestilence...
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Can’t keep the slush fund donation box full!
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good.
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I wonder if these people would have followed the stay-at-home order during the 10th plague of Egypt.
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God told me the cure! Now drink your bleach.
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As a Christian, I’m glad he was arrested. Jesus says that we need to listen to our government officials and that we need to take care of our bodies. I know myself and thousands of others have had no problems doing church online.
Ignorance isn’t being Christian, it’s being stupid.
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Same here. So many broken brains out there. We haven't begun remote worship yet but I bet it does soon.
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Here’s a story you might find interesting. I think it goes along with some of what you’ve been saying lately:
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You’re going to have lots of people looking for a savior right now.
I’m interested to see the data from a hospital. I would never trust a megalomaniac.
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“The Lord has helped us secure our congregation,” the pastor said. “We have brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place. If someone walks through the door, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze it shoots it down at a 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split-seconds.
“So we have the most sterile building, I don’t know, in all of North America.”
Does this guy want to be President or what?
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He’s 58. I wonder what is the age distribution of the congregation. If they skew 60+, which why not in a Southern megachurch, he’s guaranteeing a drop in the rolls by what he did.
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No, merely loved by the man who currently holds that office.
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Ohhh, what if they all have a portion of their wills bequeathed to the church? Can you say windfall!